AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!

This Sunday is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. In addition to talking like a pirate, to celebrate I am going to officailly declare that the Pittsburgh Pirates are no longer my favorite baseball team as I am far more intimately involved (mentally at least) with both the Mariners and the Red Sox. I will not discard my Pirates hat (my 6th) as it is a sign of my individuality and my belief in personal freedom. I will also illegally download some music and when I go to the movies I will yell "Aaaarrrrgh!" and other pirate insults at the screen when during those Manny Makes Movies anti-piracy PSAs.