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Monday, August 09, 2004

Edgar Retires

Civil War veteran Edgar Martinez announced today that he will retire from baseball at the end of the season. He did not comment on what effect tomorrow's horrific and frightening Edgar Bear promotion had upon his decision.


At 8/09/2004 3:31 PM, Blogger sprizee said...

That thing is going to be responsible for countless children's nightmares. I can already hear the screaming.

P.S. I can't be the only one that thinks the faces looks nothing like Edgar and vaguely like G.W. can I?

At 8/09/2004 5:57 PM, Blogger successlessness said...

Yikes! You are so right about that bear being more W than Edgar! Christ! I almost went to that game now im glad I'm not I think the shear number of W-Bears would put my sanity on the verge of breakdown.

At 8/10/2004 10:58 AM, Blogger Wheelson said...

This reads like an article in The Onion...nice.


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