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Monday, August 09, 2004

Edgar Retires



Civil War veteran Edgar Martinez announced today that he will retire from baseball at the end of the season. He did not comment on what effect tomorrow's horrific and frightening Edgar Bear promotion had upon his decision.

1 Comments:

At 8/09/2004 5:57 PM, Blogger ripvanruben said...

Yikes! You are so right about that bear being more W than Edgar! Christ! I almost went to that game now im glad I'm not I think the shear number of W-Bears would put my sanity on the verge of breakdown.

 

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