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Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Tom Cruise is Officially Ape Shit Crazy

Tom Cruise was on Oprah with Katie Holmes yesterday. He was completely insane Defamer has the evidence.

I don't know what is so profoundly creepy about Tom and Katie. I don't think its the age thing. It could be Cruise's creepy personality and Scientology obsession. But I think mostly that Katie Holmes will alwyas be Joey Potter to me. And I know Joey would never date Tom Cruise. I have no idea who Katie Holmes really is so maybe Psycho-Cruise is her dream guy, but Joey? She would be having none of that shit.

4 Comments:

At 5/24/2005 3:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy Mother of God!!! The man has really gone off the deep-end. WTF are you thinking Joey, WTF??!!!?

-Nene

 
At 5/26/2005 1:34 PM, Blogger sprizee said...

Fuck. And I missed it?

Fuck, fuck, triple fuck.

 
At 5/27/2005 4:39 PM, Blogger FCW said...

It's bad that I think it's all fabulous that they are together, right? I mean seriously, if that 26 year old can date the star of Top Gun, then I have a shot too, right?

 
At 5/29/2005 10:27 AM, Blogger successlessness said...

Yes and no. ;-)

 

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