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Wednesday, August 18, 2004

Gymnasts Scare Me

The US Olympic Women's Gymnastic team really scares me. They look like little stocky mutants kinda like hobbit women or something. They look all nice and cute but they have this look in their eyes like it you pat them on the head they will reveal their razor sharp teeth and eat your arm. What's weird is that the Russian and Romanian teams look comparatively like regular girls, and unlike the hyper-athletic US team they actually have some grace about them. Also the American girls looked like total assholes with their whiny scowls in comparison with the jubilant Russians and Romanians. They looked like a bunch of spoiled brats. Spoiled glittery mutant hobbit brats.

On the other hand, the US Olympic Men's Gymnastic team doesn't scare me but I do wonder why they all sound like little girls when they talk.

1 Comments:

At 8/23/2004 8:40 PM, Blogger ripvanruben said...

comparitively yes. i've seen freaky girls like her before. A few at least.

 

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